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3 drunk guys enterd a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine & turned it off again. Then said, "We have reached your destination". The 1st guy gave him money & the 2nd guy said "Thank you". The 3rd guy slapped the driver. The driver was shocked thinking the 3rd drunk knew what he did. But then he asked "What was that for?". The 3rd guy replied, "Control your speed next time, you nearly killed us!"


Boy: *calls 911* Hello? I need your help!

911: Alright, What is it?

Boy: Two girls are fighting over me!

911: So what's your emergency?

Boy: The ugly one is winning.


A very tight man was looking for a gift for a friend.



Everything was too expensive except for a glass vase that had been broken, which he could purchase for almost nothing. He asked the store to send it, hoping his friend would think it has been broken in transit.



In due time, he received an acknowledgement:



"Thanks for the vase," it read. "It was so thoughtful of you to wrap each piece separately."


Boy: Hiii...!



Girl: What?



Boy: How are you?



Girl: Do I know you?



Boy: Am RICH.



Girl: Oh! My name is Mary but you can call me "BABY". Am 19 and I stay in Lekki. I love short dark men like you, and am glad to meet you. So when are we going out?



Boy: No! No! No! Rich is my name. It's the short form of Richard.



Girl: Sorry I don't talk to strangers.


Wedding speech from modern girl to her in laws:



My dear new family, I thank you for welcoming me in my new house...



Firstly I must tell you that my presence here should not change your life routines...



Those who used to do the laundry must keep on doing it... Those cooking must keep cooking... Those cleaning must keep cleaning... I'll not disturb anybody's routine...



So far as I'm concerned, I'm here only to:

Eat BUN,

Have FUN and

Entertain your SON!!!

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