logo
Keep me logged in
Food Jokes on Lipy - Page 5
How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?
Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
A three-year old walks over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in a doctor's surgery.

"Why is your stomach so big?" – he asks.
"Iīm having a baby." – she replies.
"Is the baby in your stomach?" – he asks, with his big eyes.
"Yes, it is." – she says.

"Is it a good baby?" – he asks, with a puzzled look.
"Oh, yes. A really good baby." – the lady replies.

Shocked and surprised, he asks: "Then why did you eat him?"
Add a joke
  • (Allowed file type: jpg, jpeg, png, gif)
  • (Press and hold 'Ctrl' key to select more than one tag)
  • To upload a joke without image, please leave the upload field or link field empty.
1.
Self-Goal by Sony Six: Twitter jokes on John Abraham
2.
Where Does A Blackbird Go For A Drink
3.
I was talking to the duck
4.
Where Do Dogs Go When They Lose Their Tails
5.
Wedding speech from modern girl to her in laws
6.
One day Ant And Elephant went for swimming
7.
2 ants 1 elephant
8.
University Drive
9.
Everywhere I touch on my body it hurts
10.
I could have been here 10 years ago
1.
Baniye ki shaadi
2.
Pappu V/S Teacher
3.
I am in big trouble
4.
Lawaris bandar
5.
Having To Face the Fact
6.
Pappu ki GF
7.
Ek ladki thi deewani si
8.
Building Ki 50vi Manjil Pe Lakdi Ka Kaam Chal Raha Tha
9.
Sorry, no professionals
10.
Boxing match between ant and elephant.
Top Members