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At a party, the host was getting worried because there were too many people and not enough refreshments. She was sure that not all of these had been invited but didn't know how to tell which ones were the crashers.



Then her husband got an idea. He turned to the crowd of the guests and said, "Will everyone from the bride's side of the family stand up please?" About 20 people stood.



Then he asked, "Will everyone from the groom's side of the family stand up please?"



About 25 people stood up.



Then he smiled and said, "Will everyone who stood please LEAVE... This is a 'Birthday Party'!!!"


Wedding speech from modern girl to her in laws:



My dear new family, I thank you for welcoming me in my new house...



Firstly I must tell you that my presence here should not change your life routines...



Those who used to do the laundry must keep on doing it... Those cooking must keep cooking... Those cleaning must keep cleaning... I'll not disturb anybody's routine...



So far as I'm concerned, I'm here only to:

Eat BUN,

Have FUN and

Entertain your SON!!!

A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, with the woman acting unconcerned.

The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table. Still, the woman dining across from him appeared calm and unruffled, apparently unaware that her dining companion had disappeared.

After the waitress finished taking the order, she came over to the table and said to the woman, "Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table."

The woman calmly looked up at her and replied firmly, "No he didn't. He just walked in the door."

You ever accidentally go up to a real big fat person, and you accidentally ask them for a good place to eat? And they look at you and say they don't know. And you're looking at them, like, 'You do know. I bet if I follow you for an hour, we gonna be eatin'.


A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant. As the food was served, the husband said, "the food looks delicious, let's eat."



Wife: honey.....you say prayer before eating at home.



Husband: that's at home sweetheart......here the chef knows how to cook!!

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