Guy comes up the hill, look up to the sky and yells, "God, I want to hear your opinion! Is Facebook harmful?" And response from heaven, "A moment, I just finish this status.."
Boss comes up to an employee: Yesterday you did a great job - in one day you managed to do as much work, as you did in previous month! Thanks boss, that's because Facebook was shut down for the whole day.
Google+ is the gym of social networking. We all join, but nobody actually uses it.
Someone figured out my password. Now I have to rename my dog.
Facebook is like a fridge.
Even when u know there's nothing new going on, u still go on & check it every 10 minute.