A Boy's facebook status:- "Travelled in Bus after a long time.."
Comments Left by same Male friends :-
1) Haan toh saale hum kya kare..?
2) Bas yehi teri aukat hai.!!
3) Kamine ab auto mai bhi jaiga toh status update karega kya..??
4) Baap ko bol kam se kam cycle lekar de..!!!
5) Usi bus ka conductor ban ja kutte.
6) Ticket kharida ki nahi Bhikhari ?
Or agar ladki aesa post kare to.,.....
A husband asks his very ill wife at the hospital: Tell me what is your last wish? Nothing more, I just want to check my status on Facebook.
I'm going to change my Facebook name to Benefits. Now, when someone adds me on Facebook, it will say: you are now friends with Benefits.
Yo mama so stupid she took a picture of her face, put it on a book to make FACEBOOK
A client calls to hotline of internet service provider: I have a problem, internet stopped working two days ago, neither I nor my son nor anyone else can access it now..
do you know what's the operating system on your PC? Of course I do - it's Facebook...