A man fron UP is introducing his family:
1. Yeh hai meri biwi..... Google Raani... Ek sawal poocho toh 10 jawab deti hai...!!!
2. Yeh hai mera beta.... Facebook Kumar... Ghar ki baat sare colony tak pahuchata hai...!!!
3. Yeh hai meri beti.... Twitter Kumari... Poori colony isko folow karti hai...!!!
4. Aur mein, mein hun Orkut Kumar... Mujhe koi puchhta hi nahi...!!!
Height of nonsense
girl : mera facebook pe account ban
jaega kya ?
boy : haan yaar ban sakta hai, tumhara kya
kisi ka bhi ban sakta hai
girl : kya phir mai apne account me
karwa sakti hun kya ?
boy gives a surprise look
girl : kya hua ? lagta hai tumko abi jyada
knowledge nahi hai iss bare me..
If animals have Facebook..... these are most likely to be their Status Updates!
Cockroach: Managed to skip from some one's foot step.. Man, I lead a dangerous lifestyle!
Cat: My 7th child is asking who is her dad. What shall I tell her? I don't even remember...
Mosquito: I am HIV positive... this is all due to wrong sucking.
Pig: Oh gosh they throw the gossips that I am spreading flu...WTF!!!
Chicken: If tomorrow there's no status update from my side, means I'm being served at KFC.
Once 3 boys proposed the same girl!
1st: Main tumhare liye apni jaan bhi de sakta hun.
Girl: Woh toh sab kehte hain.
2nd Guy: Main tumhare liye chaand tare tod kar la sakta hun.
Girl: Nothing special, bahut purana dialogue hai.
3rd Guy: Main tumhe apna Facebook ka pasword tak de sakta hun. Yahan tak ki apna facebook account delete bhi kar sakta hun.
Girl, Ankhon main ansu ke sath: Pagal itna chahta hai mujhe ? I Love You Too!!!
Doston, Facebook Badi Cheeaz Hai.
A Girl decided to marry
again . . .
. . . . . . . . because
pics of her last wedding didn't
get enough likes on facebook.