I'll change my facebook username to NOBODY so that way when people post crappy posts,and i press the like button it will say NOBODY likes this
Election Commission of India has confirmed that your Vote will be counted even if you don't upload finger mark photo on Facebook and/or Whatsapp.
So just Chill Guys!
Husband-Wife's Facebook and WhatsApp life...
Wife: When you coming back home???
Husband: Dont know too busy today lot of work..........
Wife: Dear when will you be back... you are the best husband in the world... miss you!!! Come back soon.
Husband: Thanks for being there always... so lucky to have a wonderful wife like you!!! Will be back soon honey.
Once a father beats up his son and when son starts crying father says sorry.
Son says: Take a piece of paper. Crumble it. Fold it. Now open it and say 'sorry' to it. Are the scars on the paper gone?
Dad says: Take my scooter and try to start. does it start? Nahin naa. Now give it 3-4 kicks. Now does it start? Hua na. Saale tu wahi scooter hai, koi paper nahi. Aage se ye Facebook/WhatsApp wala gyaan apne baap ko mat dena.
Girl : Dad, I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me.
I am in India and he lives in UK.
We met on a dating website, became friends on facebook, had long chats on whatsapp,
proposed to each other on skype, And now we've had 2 months of relationship through viber.
I need your blessing and good wishes daddy...
Dad said: Wow! Really!! Then get married on twitter, have fun online.
Buy ur kids on e-bay, send them through gmail and if you are fed up with your husband...
Sell him on OLX.... !!