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Ek Aadmi K Daant Me Keeda Lag Gya,

Wo Doctor K Paas Gya to Doctor

Bola- 4 Din Subah-Shaam

Doodh- Biscuit Lo & 5ve Din Sirf Doodh Lo,

Keeda Jaroor Nikal Jayega. .

.

Usne 4 Din Doodh-Biscuit Liye Aur

5ve Din Sirf Doodh Piya, Keeda Bahar Nikla Or Bola-

Aaj Biscuit Nahi H Kya.?


A young woman had given birth in the elevator of a New Delhi hospital, and was embarrassed about it.



One of the Doctors, in an effort to console her, said, "Don t feel bad. Why, only two years ago a lady delivered in the front yard of the hospital."



With that the new mother burst out crying.



"I know," she said. "That was me, too."


An elderly husband and wife visit their doctor when they begin forgetting little things. Their doctor tells them that many people find it useful to write themselves little notes.



When they get home, the wife says, "Dear, will you please go to the kitchen and get me a dish of ice cream? And maybe write that down so you won't forget?"



"Nonsense," says the husband, "I can remember a dish of ice cream."



"Well," says the wife, "I'd also like some strawberries and whipped cream on it."



"My memory's not all that bad," says the husband. "No problem - a dish of ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream. I don't need to write it down."



He goes into the kitchen; his wife hears pots and pans banging around. The husband finally emerges from the kitchen and presents his wife with a plate of bacon and eggs.



She looks at the plate and asks, "Hey, where's the toast I asked for?"


The health minister is visiting a psychiatric ward. He asks the head of psychology, “How do you determine if a patient is cured.”



The psychologist explains:



“We take them to the bathtub, which is filled with water, hand them a spoon and a cup and ask them to empty the bathtub.”



“I see,” says the health minister, “The cured person would choose the cup because it`s bigger, and would empty the tub faster.”



“Actually no,” replies the psychologist, “A normal person would simply pull the plug.”


Peter called his doctor’s office for an appointment.



“I’m sorry,” said the receptionist, “we can’t fit you in for at least two weeks.”



Peter said, “But I could be dead by then!”



Receptionist replied, “No problem. If your wife lets us know, we’ll cancel the appointment. “

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