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Doctor Jokes on Lipy - Page 4

ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?

WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?

Hospital me Larka aur larki baat kar rahe The

Larki: Aaj meri heart surgery hai

Larka rote hue: Don't Worry Janu, I Love You

Larki : I Love You Too Itna kah kar Larki Operation theater me Chali Jati hai..

Surgery ke bad, jab larki ko hoshaatahai usne sirf apne papa ko dekha

Larki ghabrate Hue puchti hai- wo kaha hai?

Papa: kya tumhe nahi malum tumhe
apna heart kisne diya?
Girl: What..??
Nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii aur rone lagti hai

Papa: Just Kidding Beta
Kameena Samosay khane gaya hai

PSYCHOLOGISTS SAY:

1. If a person laughs too much,even at stupid things, he is lonely deep inside..
2. If a person sleeps a lot, he is sad..
3. If a person speaks less, but speaks fast, he keeps secrets..
4. If someone can't cry, he is weak..
5. If someone eats in an abnormal manner, he is tense..
6. If someone cries on little things,he is innocent & soft- hearted..
7. If someone becomes angry over silly or petty (small) things, it means he needs love....

At Indian railway station American doctor got heart attack
after reading a book's name..
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Santa calls up the doc at 2 AM. "Doc, my wife is having severe abdomen pain. I think it's her appendix."

"What nonsense!" says the doc sleepily.

"I took out your wife's appendix two years ago. Go back to sleep."

Five minutes later, the phone rings and it's Santa again.

"Doc, I'm sure it's her appendix."

"Oh God!" the doctor groaned.

"Did you ever hear of anyone having a second appendix?"

"No...," says Santa. "But I'm sure you must have heard of someone having a second wife..!!!!"

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