Doctor: Tabiyat kaisi hai ab?
Mareej: Pahle se jyada kharaab hai?
Doctor: Dawai kha li thi?
Mareej: Khali nahi thi bhari hui thi.
Doctor: I mean dawai le li thi?
Mareej: Ji aap hi se toh li thi.
Doctor: Bewakoof dawai pee li thi?
Mareej: Nahi ji dawai neeli thi.
Doctor: Abe gadhe dawai ko pee liya tha?
Mareej: Nahi ji peeliya to mujhe tha.
Doctor: Ullu ke patthe dawai ko khol k muh me rakh liya tha?
Mareej: Nahi aap hi ne to kaha tha ki fridge me rakhna.
Doctor: Abe kya mar khayega?
Mareej: Nahi dawai khaunga.
Doctor: Nikal sale, tu pagal kar dega.
Mareej: Ja raha hun, par phir kab aaun?
Doctor: Kayamat ke baad.
Mareej: Kayamat ke kitne din baad?
When Bobby Darling was born, Doctor said: Mubarak ho, Dhokha hua hai.
When Ekta Kapoor was born, doctor said: Mubarak ho. Mubarak ho. Mubarak ho. Kaun hua hai, jaanne ke liye dekhiye agla episode.
When Manmohan Singh was born, Sholay was playing on the hospital TV, and AK Hangal said: Itna sannata kyun hai bhai?
When Prabhudeva was born, the doctor said: Thoda bachcha hilna band karega toh check karke batate hain.
When Arnab Goswami was Born - Before Doctors could say anything, Arnab Said: C'mon Tell me... How you pulled me? Nation wants to know That.
When Kangana Ranawat was born the doctors said: Mubalak ho ek totali beautiful girl hui hai.
When Rahul Gandhi was born, Doctor said: Mubarak ho, aapke sath majaak hua hai.
When Daya was born - Doctors ran away to open all the doors of hospital.
When Kamaal R Khan was born, Doctor tried to push him in.
When Tusshar Kapoor was born, the doctor said to Jeetendra: Maaf kar dijiye. Galti ho gayi.
When Nargis Fahkri was born doctor said mubaraq ho Duck ki behen Hui hai.
When Harman Baweja was born doctors said: Hrithik hua hai.
Ek aurat apne bachche ko liye ro rahi thi.
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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him!
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.