Doctor: ''what's your weight?"
Tintu: "55kg with spectacles"
Doctor: "and without specs"
Tintu: "i can't see that!''
Dermatologist: Good News my dear, aftr looking through your test results I'm happy to report you will no longer be plagued by pimples.
Girl: Wow! That's great! Why?
Dermatologist: There's no more space.
A blonde has sharp pains in her side, so she goes to the hospital. The doctor examines her and says, "You have acute appendicitis."
The blonde says, "That's sweet, doc, but I came here to get medical help."
A lawyer was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're beautiful!" and then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side.
A couple of minutes later, his eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're cute!" Well, the wife was dissapointed because instead of "beautiful," it was "cute." She asked, "What happened to 'beautiful'?" His reply was "The drugs are wearing off!"
Q: How many nurses does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Twelve. One to do it, one to chart it and ten to write the policy and procedure.
Q: How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Twenty. One primary care physican to change it and 19 specialists to take it apart and look at it under a microscope.