What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a duck?
A Christmas Quacker!
Why does Santa always go down the chimney?
Because it soots him!
Thats when Santa decided The President could just buy his own presents.
Santa Claus busted for damage to "Free Trade" and US commerce by breaking into houses in the dead night to give away products which would otherwise be purchased retail.
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