What does Santa say to the toys on Christmas Eve?
Okay everyone, sack time!
Why cant my birthday be about me? Thats my wish Santa, Is that too much to ask?
I dont normally take kids for rides in Santa's sleigh, but since you stayed up and caught me, I'm going to have to dumb you in the ocean........:D
An honest politician, a kind lawyer and Santa Claus were walking down the street and saw a $20 bill. Which one picked it up??
Santa! The other two don't exist!
What does Mrs. Claus sing to Santy on his birthday?
"Freeze a jolly good fellow!"