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Celebrity Jokes on Lipy - Page 3


A scientist and a philosopher are being chased by a hungry lion. The scientist makes some quick calculations and says, “It's no good trying to outrun it. It's catching up!” The philosopher keeps a little ahead and replies, “I'm not trying to outrun the lion, I'm trying to outrun you!”


Thomas Edison walks into a bar and orders a beer.



The bartender says, "Okay, I'll serve you a beer, just don't get any ideas."

Santa: What's the name of our PM?
Pappu: We don't have a PM in our country.

Santa: Shut up! Tell me the name of our PM?
Pappu: Okay dad, first you tell me the model no. of our typewriter?

Santa: We don't have a typewriter.
Pappu: We have one in the store-room.

Santa: Oh... that one. We do have but that's not of any use why should I remember it's model no?
Pappu: My point exactly.

Beta, which standard are you in?
-SIX

And how far is your school?
- At a distance of 10 SIXES from home.

Okay, tell me how much is a dozen?
- 2 SIXES

How many months are in a year?
- 2 SIXES

How many days are in a month?
- 5 SIXES

Umm... ok, I wanna talk to your father, can you give me his no?
- SIX SIX SIX SIX SIX SIX SIX SIX SIX SIX!

Snooki is so short and orange that she works part time as a traffic cone.

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