A scientist and a philosopher are being chased by a hungry lion. The scientist makes some quick calculations and says, “It's no good trying to outrun it. It's catching up!” The philosopher keeps a little ahead and replies, “I'm not trying to outrun the lion, I'm trying to outrun you!”
Thomas Edison walks into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender says, "Okay, I'll serve you a beer, just don't get any ideas."
Santa: What's the name of our PM?
Pappu: We don't have a PM in our country.
Santa: Shut up! Tell me the name of our PM?
Pappu: Okay dad, first you tell me the model no. of our typewriter?
Santa: We don't have a typewriter.
Pappu: We have one in the store-room.
Santa: Oh... that one. We do have but that's not of any use why should I remember it's model no?
Pappu: My point exactly.
Beta, which standard are you in?
And how far is your school?
- At a distance of 10 SIXES from home.
Okay, tell me how much is a dozen?
- 2 SIXES
How many months are in a year?
- 2 SIXES
How many days are in a month?
- 5 SIXES
Umm... ok, I wanna talk to your father, can you give me his no?
- SIX SIX SIX SIX SIX SIX SIX SIX SIX SIX!
Snooki is so short and orange that she works part time as a traffic cone.