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Dear Dad,

Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here, but Dad,I am bit ashamed to arrive to my college with my Gold Mercedes, when all my Teachers travel by train.



Your Son

Nasser



Sometime later Nasser gets reply to his e-mail from his Dad:

Loving son,

Twenty Million Dollars transferred to your account, please stop embarrassing us, go and get yourself a train too.



Your Dad


At a pharmacy, Judi asked to use the infant scale to weigh the baby she held in her arms.



The clerk explained that the device was out for repairs, but said that she would figure the infant's weight by weighing Judi and baby together on the adult scale, then weighing the mother alone and subtracting the second amount from the first.



'It won't work,' Judi countered. 'I'm not the mother, I'm the aunt.'


A blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says, "Two Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident."



The blonde starts crying to her husband, sobbing, "That's horrible!!! So many men dying that way!"



Confused, he says, "Yes dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there is always that risk involved."



After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, says, "How many is a Brazilian?"


A blonde began a job as an elementary school counselor, and she was eager to help.



One day during recess she noticed a boy standing by himself on the side of a playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of football at the other.



Sandy approached and asked if he was alright. The boy said he was.



A little while later, however, Sandy noticed the boy was in the same spot, still by himself.



Approaching again, Sandy said, "Would you like me to be your friend?"



The boy hesitated, then said, "Okay", looking at the woman suspiciously.



Feeling she was making progress, Sandy then asked, "Why are you standing here alone?"



"Because," the little boy said with great exasperation, "I'm the goalie."


A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.  She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"

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