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A blonde gets a job as a physical education teacher for 16 - 18 year olds.



She notices a boy at the end of the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun, kicking a football. She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him.



"Are you ok?" she asks.



"Yes," he replies. "You can go and play with the other kids, you know," she says.



"It's best I stay here," he says.



"Why's that, sweetie?" asks the blonde.



The boy looks at her incredulously and says, "Because I'm the GOAL KEEPER !"


It was very crowded and noisy in this Restaurant and this blonde girl asks the waiter where the restroom was.



And he says, "I can't hear you!"



So she gets close to his ear and asks again, "Can you please tell me where the ladies room is?"



And he replies, "On the other side!"



So she turns around and gets close to his other ear, and asks, "Can you please tell me where the ladies room is, please!"

A girl was driving when she saw the flash of a traffic camera. She figured that her picture had been taken for exceeding the limit even though she knew that she was not speeding.

Just to be sure, she went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed.

Now she began to think that this was quite funny, so she drove even slower as she passed the area once more, but the traffic camera again flashed. She tried a fourth and fifth time with the same results and was now laughing as the camera flashed while she rolled past at a snail\'s pace.

Two weeks later, she got five challans for driving without a seat belt... !!!

Gun Control

Barack Obama at a recent rural elementary school assembly in East Texas , asked the audience for total quiet. Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands once every few seconds, holding the audience in total silence.

Then he said into the microphone, 'Children, every time I clap my hands together, a child in America dies from gun violence.'

Then, little Richard Earl , with a proud East Texas drawl, pierced the quiet and said: ''Well, dumb, stop clapping!'

It's Christmas time and Bill and Joe decided to go look for a Christmas Tree. They gathered their axe, a sled, and a broom to brush the trees off so they can get a good look at them. When they finally reach a fine stand of trees, Joe brushes off the first tree, and stands back with Bill to look at it.

"Well, Bill, What do you think?"

"Sorry, Joe, this tree won't do. Let's try another one."

They come upon another nice tree, Joe brushes it off, and they both look at it.

"How about this one, Bill?"

"Not quite, Joe. Let's keep looking".

This goes on until nightfall. Both Bill and Joe are cold, tired, and hungry.

"Well, Bill, what do we do now?"

"Joe, I think we should take home the next tree we find, whether it has lights on it or not..."

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