2 ants 1 elephant
Two Ants were walking on a Road when they saw one Elephant coming from the opposite side.
One Ant told another ant. Let's go and beat him up.
Q. What did the other ant told her.
Ans. No forget it yaar, he is alone.
Why did the blonde have empty beer cans in her fridge?
For people who don't drink.
A blonde has sharp pains in her side, so she goes to the hospital. The doctor examines her and says, "You have acute appendicitis."
The blonde says, "That's sweet, doc, but I came here to get medical help."
A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him and says, "Hey, wanna hear a blond joke?"
The man said to the blind man, "Look buddy, I'm blond. The man behind me is a 400-pound professional wrestler, and he's blond. The bouncer is blond. The man sitting over to your left is also blond. Still wanna tell that blond joke?"
The blind man was silent for a moment and then said, "Nah, I wouldn't want to have to explain it five times."
Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 + 5 on a calculator?
A: She couldn't find the "10" button.