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Bar Jokes on Lipy - Page 3

If movies were made by drinkers, then the titles would be....

Soda Akbar
Rab Ne Pila di Thodi
Rum De Basanti
Hum Tight Ho Chuke Sanam
Beer Zara
Bevde Zameen Par
Ek Tha Bagpiper
Talli six
Rum Maro Rum
Maine Drink Tujko Diya
Bewdy Rathore
Hickk Hick Hota Hai
DaaruDas
Hum Tunn
Maine Neat Kyu Piya
Peg Piya Toh Darna Kya
Ulti Kar Di Aapne
Whiskiya
Pinewale Baatliyaa Le Jayenge..!

Ek Sharabi Ke Haath JINN Lag Gaya

Jinn:" Koi 3 Wishes Maango

Sharabi:" 1 Daaru Ki Bottle Jo Kabhi Khatam Na Ho

Jinn Ne Bottle Pesh Ki

Sharabi Ne Bottle Milte Hi Peena Shuru Kiya

Jaise Hi Last Peg Glass Mein Daala To Bottle Phirse Bhar Gayi
Sharabi Khush,
Phir Peene Laga...

Jinn Ne 2 Aur Wish Maangne Ko Kaha

Sharabi Bahot Khush Hoke Bola:"

Aisi Hi 2 Bottle Aur De De..

Ladki Sath Ho To Restaurant Ka Bill
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Ladki Door Ho To Mobile Ka Bill
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Aur
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Ladki Hamesha Ke Liye Hi Door Ho
Jaye To
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"Daru Ka Bill"
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Isliye Na Lagao Dil, Na Aayega Bill

If you feel overloaded with Work...

Immediately go to the nearest "Biological Anxiety Relief" (BAR) center and place order for any one or more of the following Antidotes:

1: Work Isolating Neutralizing Extract (WINE)

2: Radioactive Un-work Medicine (RUM)

3: Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER)

4: Vaccino Officio Depression Killing Antigen (VODKA)

This is issued in public interest by "Buddies for Eradication of Work Disease Association (BEWDA)


Husband Sitting with His Wife in Restaurant,



Drinking Beer n Says:- "I Love U"



Wife:- Is It U Or The Beer Talking ?



Husband:- Its Me, Talking To My Beer, You Shut Up"

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