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Some scientists decided to do the following experiments on a dog.

For the first experiment, they cut one of the dog's legs off, then they told the dog to walk. The dog got up and walked, so they they learned that a dog could walk with just three legs.

For the second experiment, they cut off a second leg from the dog, then they told the dog once more to walk. The dog was still able to walk with only two legs.

For the third experiment, they cut off yet another leg from the dog and once more they told the dog to walk. However, the dog wasn't able to walk with only one leg.

As a result of these three experiments, the scientists wrote in their final report that the dog had lost it's hearing after having three legs cut off.

'Agar tum sab ne 2-2 ande nahi diye to tum sub ko kaat dunga...'

Agli subah sab ne 2-2 ande diye, magar 1 ne 1 anda diya...

Malik: Tum ne 1 anda kyun diya.

Usne kaha,"abe kaminey..... woh toh katne ke darr se de diya...... warna main toh Murga hun !!

Frog had competion 2 reach top of hill.
All frogs shouted "Its impossible".
But one frog reached the top..
He was deaf..!
Be deaf 4 Negative words...

Banta ko ek Lawaris bandar Mila. Woh us bandar ko Police Station le gaya aur pucha ki iska kya karun?

Inspector ne kaha Isko Zoo le jao.

Next day Inspector ne Banta ko Bandar k saath bus stop per dekha.

Inspector: Arre tum isko Zoo nahi le kar gaye..??

Banta: Kal gaye the Sir, khub ghoome, bada maza aaya... Aaj Qutub minar jaa rahe hai... Phir India Gate jayenge.

Ek gaon me bijli aane waali thi. Wahan ke sabhi log khush the...

Bijli aane ki khushi mein sab gaon waale jhum rahe the, nach rahe the, gaa rahe the, celebrations chal rahi thi...

Wahin ek kutta bhi jhum-jhum ke nach raha tha... enjoy kar raha tha ann bada hi khush tha.

Gaon ke ek admi ne kutte se puchha, "Are bhai tun kyo nach raha hai ?

Kutta bola, "Bijli ayegi to khambe bhi to lagenge...."

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