Ghalib on Date
Ghalib ne girlfriend ko date par bulaya, wo late aayi....
Girl: Am I late ?
Ghalib: Arz hai....
Falak pe chand sitaron ko neend aa rahi hai,
Falak pe chand sitaron ko neend aa rahi hai,
Dusri ka time ho gaya hai, tu ab aa rahi hai.
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