May I take your order?" the blonde waitress asked. "Yes, how do you prepare your chickens?" "Nothing special sir," she replied, "we just tell them straight out that theyre going to die."
This blonde calls me and says, "What's your phone number? I cant find it!"
Banta ko ek Lawaris bandar Mila. Woh us bandar ko Police Station le gaya aur pucha ki iska kya karun?
Inspector ne kaha Isko Zoo le jao.
Next day Inspector ne Banta ko Bandar k saath bus stop per dekha.
Inspector: Arre tum isko Zoo nahi le kar gaye..??
Banta: Kal gaye the Sir, khub ghoome, bada maza aaya... Aaj Qutub minar jaa rahe hai... Phir India Gate jayenge.
Elephant was angry with ant & was searching her.
Suddenly he found the ant in the temple in the plate of prasad.
How the elephat saw her.
Ans: Ant's shoes were at the gate of temple
Its ants birthday, and both decide to go for a long drive on a bike...
inspite of elephants warning ant exceeds the speed limit..and both of them meet with an accident.. and elephant will be badly injured and will be admitted in hospital...
Ant comes running to the doctor saying doctor take my blood its b positive