One day Ant And Elephant went for swimming.After swimming for one hour the elephant cane out.But the Ant din't come out. WHY?
Because the Ant had not worn a Swimming Costume
2 ants 1 elephant
Two Ants were walking on a Road when they saw one Elephant coming from the opposite side.
One Ant told another ant. Let's go and beat him up.
Q. What did the other ant told her.
Ans. No forget it yaar, he is alone.
Banta ko ek Lawaris bandar Mila. Woh us bandar ko Police Station le gaya aur pucha ki iska kya karun?
Inspector ne kaha Isko Zoo le jao.
Next day Inspector ne Banta ko Bandar k saath bus stop per dekha.
Inspector: Arre tum isko Zoo nahi le kar gaye..??
Banta: Kal gaye the Sir, khub ghoome, bada maza aaya... Aaj Qutub minar jaa rahe hai... Phir India Gate jayenge.
Q: What's a teacher's favorite nation?
Elephant was angry with ant & was searching her.
Suddenly he found the ant in the temple in the plate of prasad.
How the elephat saw her.
Ans: Ant's shoes were at the gate of temple