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2 ants 1 elephant

Two Ants were walking on a Road when they saw one Elephant coming from the opposite side.

One Ant told another ant. Let's go and beat him up.

Q. What did the other ant told her.

Ans. No forget it yaar, he is alone.


One day Ant And Elephant went for swimming.After swimming for one hour the elephant cane out.But the Ant din't come out. WHY?

Because the Ant had not worn a Swimming Costume

It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the high school intercom:

Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may begin plowing.

Twenty minutes later there was another announcement:

Will the twelve hundred students who went to move 26 cars, return to class.

A woman runs into a doctor's office and says "DOCTOR! DOCTOR! You have to help me! Everywhere I touch on my body it hurts!"

The doctor replied, "Show me."

So the woman poked her ankle and screamed of pain. Then she poked her knee and yelled OW. She poked her forehead and screamed again.

She was about to continue when the doctor said, "That's enough, let me think this over." He thought for about a minute and said "I think I know what your problem is. You broke your finger."


Elephant was angry with ant & was searching her.



Suddenly he found the ant in the temple in the plate of prasad.



How the elephat saw her.

Ans: Ant's shoes were at the gate of temple

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