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The Indian media as well as social media is buzzing with complaints about John Abraham and Gaurav Kapoor's presence in the Sony Six studio for the FIFA World Cup pre-game show, Cafe Rio. Here are some of the funniest reactions on social media:



The world sends actual players to the World Cup. India, home to 1 billion people, sends Gaurav Kapoor and John Abraham as commentators.



Gaurav Kapoor hosting FIFA World and JohnAbraham as football pundit!!What next?? Sidhu as Cheerleader doing samba???



Does India deserve to be 154th in FIFA rankings? If John Abraham is the best you can get for the WorldCup pre-match show, then YES!



India's football expert - John Abraham India's football rank - 154 Jago India Jago.



Please show Gaurav Kapoor a red card.



What wrong have we done to deserve watching Gaurav Kapoor & John Abraham talk football at 2AM?



Gaurav Kapoor wasting time & energy on the show while Samir Kocchar has already reached the stadium & selling Chana, Moongfali & Paani Pouch.



Not looking good for Gaurav kapoor, any time siddhu will appear out of nowhere and shout "khatak" in his ears.



Just emailed a clip from last night's SonySix` Cafe Rio to FIFA. Hopefully they will ban the show!



When you don't understand the difference between IPL and World Cup football Cafe Rio happens!



IPL and WC are temporary, Gaurav Kapoor is permanent.



Gaurav Kapoor I don't think we have a casting couch in India, otherwise why something like Gaurav was sent.



Gaurav Kapoor never trended during the entire IPL7 season, but he trended on the very 1st day of World Cup.



That awkward moment when you prefer DD sports to the Sony Six for live telecast of the match because John and Gaurav.



I agree Indians are not much passionate about FIFA as much as other countries. But that doesn't mean that Gaurav Kapoor will host anything - Omar Abdullah



Gaurav Kapur & John Abraham on Cafe Rio is like Robert Vadra & Rahul Gandhi discussing economics! still shocked.



Damn!!! Gaurav missing Sidhus laughter track on his dumb jokes.



After seeing John Abraham and Gaurav Kapoor football has been renamed as "footLOL"



Gaurav Kapoor makes as much sense while talking about football as Shakti Kapoor makes while talking about feminism.



Cafe Rio is the worst thing to happen to the Football since John Abraham's film Goal.



John abrahim World Cup panel cause he did Movie Goal. Waiting for SRK to be on panel of Next NASA launch cause he did Swades.

Q: Where does a blackbird go for a drink?
A: To a crow bar.
Woman walks into a bar with a duck under her arm.
Bartender says, "Hey, where'd you get the pig?"
Woman says, "It's not a pig! It's a duck!"
Bartender says, "I was talking to the duck!"

It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the high school intercom:

Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may begin plowing.

Twenty minutes later there was another announcement:

Will the twelve hundred students who went to move 26 cars, return to class.


Wedding speech from modern girl to her in laws:



My dear new family, I thank you for welcoming me in my new house...



Firstly I must tell you that my presence here should not change your life routines...



Those who used to do the laundry must keep on doing it... Those cooking must keep cooking... Those cleaning must keep cleaning... I'll not disturb anybody's routine...



So far as I'm concerned, I'm here only to:

Eat BUN,

Have FUN and

Entertain your SON!!!

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Where Does A Blackbird Go For A Drink
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I was talking to the duck
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University Drive
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Wedding speech from modern girl to her in laws
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