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Two cowboys

Two cowboys are riding along when they spot an indian lying on the ground in the distance.

The first cowboy turns to the second and says "what the hell do you think he is doing?".

The second cowboy turns to him and says "he is listening.

You see these here indian fellers put an ear to the ground so they know what is going on for miles around". "No way, you are lying!" responds the first cowboy.

So the two cowboys ride up and the second cowboy says "listen to what he says". The indian lifts his head, points north and says "Covered wagon, pulled with four horses, with a family of six inside and all of their belongings, 2 miles that way".

"WHAT! That's amazing!" shouts the first cowboy "How did you do that?!?". The indian lifts his head and says "sons-of-b*****s ran me over about 20 minutes ago!".

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