A sardar learning English introduces his family in the party:
Hi! I am sardar,
This is my sardarni,
He is my kid,
and…. she is my kidney.
Teacher to Sardar: “Where were U born?”
Sardar: In Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher: Spell it?
Sardar: (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.
once sarder was going by bus.
almost all the seats was empty.
one guy ask him why you are not sitting.
sarder, i dont have time to sit.
i need to reach my house as soon as possible..
Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.
One boy throws his bag out the window.
Teacher: who just threw that?!
Boy: Me! I’m going home now.
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.