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A sardar learning English introduces his family in the party:



Hi! I am sardar,

This is my sardarni,

He is my kid,

and…. she is my kidney.


Teacher to Sardar: “Where were U born?”

Sardar: In Tiruvanantapuram.

Teacher: Spell it?

Sardar: (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA. 


once sarder was going by bus.



almost all the seats was empty.



one guy ask him why you are not sitting.



sarder, i dont have time to sit.



i need to reach my house as soon as possible..


Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.



One boy throws his bag out the window.



Teacher: who just threw that?!



Boy: Me! I’m going home now.


A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

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