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Ransom Call...

Ek admi ki wife kidnap ho jaati hai aur kidnappers uske husband ko phone lagate hai:

Agar aaj raat tak paise na diye toh tumhari biwi ko maar denge!

Husband khamosh raha.........

Agle din phir phone aya: Agar aaj raat tak paise na diye toh tumhari biwi kje tukde-tukde kar ke cheel-kauwon ko khila denge!

Husband khamosh raha.........

Agle din phir phone aya: Agar aaj raat tak paise na diye toh tumhari biwi tumhe sahi-salamat lkauta di jayegi!!!

Husband: Paise bol kaminey, darata kisko hai....???

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