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Maa Sab Jaanti Hai

5 year Old Boy: I Love you Mom.
Mom: Awwwww ! I Love you Too.

16 year Old Boy: I Love you Mom.
Mom: Sorry ! I Have No Money.

25 year Old Boy: I Love You Mom.
Mom: Kaun Hai ? Kahan Rehti Hai Wo ?

Moral: Maa Sab Jaanti Hai!

35 year Old Man: Mom I Love You.
Mom: Beta Pehle Hi Bola Tha Us Chudail Se Shadi Mat Karna.

And The Best One is...
45 Year Old Man: Mom I love you.....
Mom: Beta Main Kisi Bhi Paper Pe Sign Nahin Karungi.

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