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I\'m in love with a boy who is far

Girl : Dad, I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me.
I am in India and he lives in UK.
We met on a dating website, became friends on facebook, had long chats on whatsapp,
proposed to each other on skype, And now we've had 2 months of relationship through viber.
I need your blessing and good wishes daddy...
Dad said: Wow! Really!! Then get married on twitter, have fun online.
Buy ur kids on e-bay, send them through gmail and if you are fed up with your husband...
Sell him on OLX.... !!

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