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Dammit! I missed!

One day a priest was playing baseball. A nun was cheerleading near first base. The priest was up to bat. The pitcher threw the ball. The priest swung, missed, and said, \"Dammit! I missed!\"

\"Don\'t you say that mister or God will strike you with a bolt of lightning,\" the nun said.

Again the pitcher threw the ball. The priest swung, missed, and said, \"Dammit! I missed!\"

\"If you say that one more time mister, God will strike you with a bolt of lightning,\" the nun said.

Once again the pitcher threw the ball. The priest swung, missed, and said, \"Dammit! I missed!\"

A bolt of lightning strikes the nun and God says, \"Dammit! I missed!\"

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