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Congratulations on being our first caller

A local FM Radio was running a contest, and I phoned up.

The RJ said, "Congratulations on being our first caller, all you have to do is answer the following question correctly, to win our grand prize."

"That's fantastic!" I shouted in delight.

"Feel confident?" she asked. "It's a maths question."

"Well, I've got a Masters in maths and have been teaching for 35+ years," I proudly replied.

"Ok then, to win our grand prize of 2 front row seats to a Himesh Reshamiyas new movie and to meet him back stage:

What is 2+2?"

I replied, "7!!!"

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